Zion Spring Break! I spend a full day in the kitchen, then MB and I go to Vegas. After two hours I am horrified, so we continue Eastward to the land of Mormons. I overdosed on muffins; my life is rough. We're in Zion - I convince M to pose for a photo while not wearing a jacket - a first. She's pretty. :) Pretty walls and snow. It's snowing - why did we take the Integra instead of the Subaru? Hmmm...will ponder later. Angel's Landing? Why not. Hike hike hike. "Can I look up to you/as you looked down on me". Look, cars! Pretty woman! Gorgeous, but weather's coming in. GTFO! Hiking in the rain. Mean Bean coffee. Spinach gnocchi and vegan pesto fried on the whisperlite under the shuttle stop roof, in the rain. Snow. Highcenter the Integra in sand, camp next to the Virgin River. Let's drive to Bryce!! It's dark, cold, we're in the middle of Downtown Bumfuck, Utah, and oh look! the integra is out of oil. Fill 'er up, and gee, it's still cold and dark. Camping at Bryce would be stupid, hotel room it is! M, are you cold? I can't quite tell.... It's dumping snow, we are in a FWD car without chains, too wet to hike, go back to Zion. Climbing in Red Rocks? Nah, how about a spot of canyoneering? Ok! Car shuttle with family of three with a badass little girl. Rangers tell us "The Subway? You'll DIE, ice, cold, snow, DIE, blah blah you shouldn't go!!. Judging by his appearance he hasn't left the ranger station in years. Just give us our permit, asshole. Badass little girl. Ooh, pretty. Drysuits and canyons are a good combination. I do my best imitation of a highly excited golden retriever. Subway! Badass little girl swimming. They only had wetsuits, poor bastards. Pretty woman in the mouth of the Subway! The painter's suits are to protect the drysuits. Don't I look like a badass? Oh that's right, I don't. Drive back to San Diego. Let's go to Jtree! Burly girly. Last climbing before shoulder surgery. :(